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what is heaven

heaven is a place were there is no school and you can play games for eternity and actually have friends and not get bullied and you can eat ice cream and candy and dessert forever and also were you are popular and everyone loves you (that last part was a joke but hey thats just a theory A GAME THEORY!!!)
random guy 1: what is heaven
random guy 2: idk im not dead
by closet man June 28, 2022
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chairway to heaven

A verb. The method of taking your wheel chair up the stairway to heaven after discovering how the universe began.
Where were you, when Steven took the chairway to heaven? I was hawk, hawk, hawking on heavens door.
by Paulbrie Braker March 15, 2018
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Heaven's Gatist

1. Someone relating to or professing the Heaven's Gate cult and it's teachings.
2. A person who is a member of the Heaven's Gate cult.
1. Dan, before my head gets sliced by this woodcutter. I have something to tell you... Michael Vlokozu wasn't a Scientologist... He was a freaking Heaven's Gatist.
2. You know what the worst part is, Logan called Mikey a Heaven's Gatist and Scientologist.
3. Listen here, Ma'am, I am not a freakin' Heaven's Gatist! I am not associated with the group, nor have I ever been in the group!
by JMReader June 13, 2021
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Stairway to Heaven

Hey man whats your favourite song?

Oh, Stairway to Heaven man - I like the remastered version more
by Blondtiger33 September 27, 2019
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Heaven Girl

A female person with a bra size DD or greater.
All men know this feeling. Every man has seen at least one Heaven Girl in their lifetime.
by TheCarolinaKing May 12, 2017
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