Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

Cutting a mates grass

the act of dating/sleeping wth a mates girlfriend/partner whilst they are still a couple.

Cutting a mates grass six beers
Cutting a mate's "grass" no beers

by donk1 April 17, 2011

Gash in Grass

A bunch of young, hot chicks laying out in the yard, not by a pool or beach. Usually seen outside college dorms or buildings with no pools.

I was just driving by the dorms and you should have seen all the 'gash in grass'.

by Shottscore June 19, 2015

to swallow grass snakes

Slang. It means being so insulted that you’re not able to reply.

He somehow managed for me to swallow grass snakes. What do you mean? I’m so insulted I don’t know what to say.

by B-rizzle May 13, 2019

smoke of the grass

A way of saying "smoke pot", derived from a literal translation of the French phrase "fumer de l'herbe."

Would you like to smoke of the grass?

by Queen Buttrix November 21, 2021

There's wiser eating grass

A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).

Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.

Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.

by Grass-eater August 26, 2022

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019