goat moon

When a guy tucks his nuts between his legs and proceeds to moon somebody.
Snap, I didn't know Dan would have the balls to goat moon those badonkadonk girls! He got them all mean muggin!!
by homebizzle February 15, 2006
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hose goat

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Once you love a hose goat, you will always love a hose goat.
Brb, my hose goat is screaming for his dinner
by Trollwholivesunderyourbed January 07, 2023
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Day of the Goat

An annual event in which participants wake up at 8 and drink beer all day whilst fasting. At some point in the afternoon goat meat is marinated in Milwaukee's Best Ice and eaten by all of the drunk people. . .it is glorious.

preceded by Day of the Scroat
me: yo Johnny, you know that today is Day of the Scroat?

Johnny Quid: oh sweet bra , that means tomorrow is Day of the Goat

me: sweet
by sevendemdemi! September 24, 2010
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Road goat

A road goat is someone who travels often and makes sure that everyone else knows. Typically prone to blogging, gramming, tweeting or updating their followers with their latest travel details or stories about their weekend trips
Jason just got back from his epic transcontinental road trip.. what a road goat.
by Gogogoat June 13, 2019
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Goat Brigade

An odd-lot collection of sots, one-offs and rogues who miraculously find each other. Unable to relate to society-at-large, they're at least able to bond with each other as a group.
Jed: Wow! I didn't think Applebee's would be so crowded...and what's up with all the braying sounds?!
Raoul: It's the Goat Brigade -- must be bowling night.
Ned: Goats!!
Raoul: Verdad!
by Ned Wazoo July 28, 2011
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Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.
Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
by KikiNJ September 09, 2014
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goat party

1. A party whose main attraction is the presence of a goat. Usu. the goat is free to roam and interact with drunken party-goers.

2. Any party with a goat in attendance.
Son! Are you having a goat party?

I had sex with the goat at the goat party.

At last week's goat party we thought the goat had died, but it was really just totally smashed.
by Robert Dondo July 04, 2006
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