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Gloat

Greatest Legend of All Time. G.L.O.A.T is used an acronym. Evolution of the Goat or Goated. Mainly used for future Hall of Famers or someone whom is known for their craft.
Ted: Ninja is such a goat.
Jack: He is truly going to GLOAT.
Jennifer: Been goat in midst of his gaming career.
Ted: Most certainly will be a GLOAT someday!
by Evan Summers April 14, 2020
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Global Laming

The fictitious and nondescript effect of too much smug in the atmosphere. Smug is caused by humans who, among other things, love the smell of their own farts because they drive hybrid cars.

Coined in South park when Kyle's dad thinks he is ahead of the curb than the other residents of south park because he buys a Hybrid.
Guy: Stop acting like such a smug bastard just because you own a hybrid car.
Hybrid Owner: Unlike you I'm trying to protect the earth rather than destroy it. *Smells his own fart*
Guy: That couldn't be further from the truth, global laming is far worse that global warming.
by OKay12 July 30, 2011
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Global guts

(see definition for guts) - a filthy whore, slut, skank, etc.
Only bitches with global guts get the shit fucked out of them daily by different and/or multiple guys.
by Party Ryan and Trixie April 14, 2009
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Global Meltdown

When a person is traveling and they fall apart. This person attracts attention to himself or herself because they have lost their edge. Their friends flee immediately.
I am out of here. We are in Prague and Ryan is having a Global Meltdown and yelling at the nice waitress. Get him a broom to pick up his scattered mental pieces and have him call me tomorrow when he has his s*&# together. Unacceptable.
by Bartendress February 2, 2006
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a global threat

same as definition one except for add also song the maine punx
agt beats up all u peopel who dont like punx with big mohawks
by emo sucks December 16, 2004
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Global Alarmist

Individual that strives to stay fashionable and correct by warning others of global warming when they themselves have no basic grasp of earth science. These were the same type of individuals that warmed of global cooling in the 60's. When asked simple earth science questions like "what is the pleistocene epoch?", or "what was the name of the last ice age", they get defensive. When asked if they should be more worried about an asteroid, they giggle and say that's just in the movies.
The global alarmist warned of melting glaciers even though the professor of atmospheric science tried to tell him there are areas of increased glaciation in progress.
by Ponderpoint November 23, 2006
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glorange

sad or only word that rymes with orange
by John T. September 19, 2003
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