Fuckin JOKES

its simply.... fuckin JOKES

"On my mums life a bug just flew in my mouth"

"Fuckin JOKES!"

by _writer_ December 14, 2021

Fuckin’ Dip

If someone fuckin’ dips then they’re superior to anyone who don’t even fuckin’ dip. Refers to someone that is either stronger/better than someone else.

Guy 1: Dude! You don’t even fuckin’ dip.
Guy 2: Yeah I do.
Guy 1: No bro you might dip but you don’t even fuckin’ dip.

by Oaka1e 3ud March 6, 2023

Fuckin Cock

Whenever you're in a professional setting, and you just had enough, use this term.

Boss: I need to speak to you in the morning, its about your pay.

Me: Fuckin cock!!!

by jelly beeaan January 16, 2023

Fuckin Larry

Fuckin Larry is a set of criteria from which all things will be judged unacceptable, insufficient or at best tolerable, but unwelcome.

"Hey Larry look..I bought a brand new car for half off"

'The tires are inflated incorrectly' - Fuckin Larry

by tink.macabah June 2, 2016

Fuckin' Queens

Borough of New York City otherwise known as Queens. Home of St. John's University. It' not exactly the prettiest place ... and it sucks to be there.

I'm going to St. John's in Fuckin' Queens.

by Jane Garvey October 21, 2008

Fuckin Grimace

To get caught doing something so stupid, that no other response can be given.

BEAN: "Some chic bet Grimace 5 cents that he couldn't drink a quart of motor oil, and he drank the whole goddamn thing and puked it up!"

MILTON: Fuckin Grimace.

by bEaNChoPpA September 18, 2003

fuckin' retard

Definition 1: You.
Definition 2: Someone who is mentally ill and is also fuckin'.
Definition 3: Yo mamma last night.

You are a fuckin' RETARD!

by Max Nadler June 16, 2008