Whorensic science

A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure

Bro FR studying whorensic science the way he wears that turtleneck

by Awalkingtalkingmenace January 25, 2023

Tonality Science

The scientific study of the tones individuals use to express a word.

Carlos was listening to Grand Funk Railroad play "The Loco-Motion" and was amazed by the singer's adroit use of tonality to each time he expressed a word or a few of them in succession convey a message or messages which were quite a little different, complimented, or reinforced the words he sang. He realized tonality was but has not been raised to the level of a science, and coined the term Tonality Science to go in that direction.

by but for October 25, 2017

Earth Science

Earth science is a scientific discipline that spans a wide variety of sub-disciplines, which amount to the study of the construction, formation and processes of the Earth (along with other terrestrial bodies). Draws from the subjects of geochemistry, petrology, geomorphology, geophysics, palaeontology, crystallography, geography, seismology, geotechnical engineering and a wide variety of other fields. Other terms used to describe it include geoscience and geology, although the latter is viewed as slightly old-fashioned by many modern earth scientists. Vitally important to modern society, as earth scientists locate and evaluate important minerals, e.g. gold, copper, aluminium, and also play a massive part in the search for oil and its exploitation. They also play an important part in ensuring the safety of mankind, e.g. volcanologists, geotechnical engineers. There is also massive amounts of research going on in earth science.

The oil and metals used to make my computer would have been located by earth scientists; the stability of the land beneath my house is likely to have been evaluated by someone with geotechnical training; the petrol used in millions of cars every day would have come from oil located by a geophysicist.

That's just how important earth science is!

by ConversionNinja January 12, 2008

rocket science

a phrase used against retards when there making something simple really difficult.

it's so simple, its not rocket science!

by thedankestofmen May 15, 2020

science party

when a bunch of people who are biological girls regardless of gender hang out with their bras and shirts off

SCIENCE PARTY MY BITCHESSSS *Throws shirt and bra across room*

by negative fucks given February 23, 2017

science god

A human who has attained a god-like status similar to a pharaoh. The person usually has a colossal memory that allows them to memorize mundane facts and recite them at will.

As Ken, the Science God, turned around to face the mere science peasants they shook in fear.

by jimbo@bob April 2, 2008

The Science Experiment

When someone walks out naked in a lab coat with a lab table, ties down the victim to said lab table naked, ass up
and takes an entire bottle of the hottest hot sauce and pours it all, into said persons anus.then, the person corks it.then the scientist spoon feeds the person laxatives and waits for the volcano to erupt

I totally did The Science Experiment to this chick last night

by Chris Jedzinack November 21, 2010