to fake poop, usually while at work or during class, with the goal of taking an unearned break or to send a text/make a phonecall/check your social networking site
Wife: I didn't expect you to call me, I thought you were at work?
Husband: Yeah, I'm fooping right now.
Husband: Yeah, I'm fooping right now.
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V. "Facebook" posting to an unsuspecting "friend" or "wall" while privately using the toilet.
N. Fooper- One who regularly combines two necessary functions in their life, Social Media and Taking a Dump.
N. Fooper- One who regularly combines two necessary functions in their life, Social Media and Taking a Dump.
Keeping ones self occupied while using the toilet has always been a challenge. Once Facebook became primarily a Mobile function, Fooping was only a logical next step.
1) Amilia can't get to the toilet fast enough in the morning, so she can begin Fooping with her friends.
2) Always running short on time, Fred finds that his best Facebook posts are created while taking a foop in the Men's room at work.
1) Amilia can't get to the toilet fast enough in the morning, so she can begin Fooping with her friends.
2) Always running short on time, Fred finds that his best Facebook posts are created while taking a foop in the Men's room at work.
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A foompta is the friend that when you are sitting next to a possible spouse and they insist on sitting in between you and her/him.
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