Foop

to fake poop, usually while at work or during class, with the goal of taking an unearned break or to send a text/make a phonecall/check your social networking site

Wife: I didn't expect you to call me, I thought you were at work?
Husband: Yeah, I'm fooping right now.

by byaaaaaaaa November 22, 2011

Foom

Take a hit #JWH

We foom cause we foomin at the mouth

by Mr foomtastic February 7, 2012

Fooping

V. "Facebook" posting to an unsuspecting "friend" or "wall" while privately using the toilet.

N. Fooper- One who regularly combines two necessary functions in their life, Social Media and Taking a Dump.

Keeping ones self occupied while using the toilet has always been a challenge. Once Facebook became primarily a Mobile function, Fooping was only a logical next step.

1) Amilia can't get to the toilet fast enough in the morning, so she can begin Fooping with her friends.

2) Always running short on time, Fred finds that his best Facebook posts are created while taking a foop in the Men's room at work.

by DL2river July 31, 2013

foompta

The skin between your vag and belly button

the foompta is the sexiest part of the body

by betrixkido March 14, 2005

foompta

one with friendly values that you hate. Certain problems that you understand why they understand they are being d- bags.

A foompta is the friend that when you are sitting next to a possible spouse and they insist on sitting in between you and her/him.

by Jesse Eden August 5, 2008

foompsh

The feeling of a woman's breasts pressing against you.

Crystal hugged me for saving her dog from being ran over. The foompsh from it was awesome.

by xelados July 11, 2010

foomphy

Loved ones

Hi foomphy, how are you today?

by Chdgjfkhcmhcmhfbkfhif July 20, 2021