douche master flex

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

flexadoodle

someone who is BEYOND hot.

nunu: feather is such a flexadoodle
wendy: noooo hes just cute, but mint chip, now hhes flexadoodle.

by the krew of boujwa March 5, 2009

Flex Nuts

Arrogantly displaying machismo for peer approval, often in competition with other men

Jimmy wanted to flex nuts and show he was the baddest of them all but ended up getting arrested

by nutsonyachin August 14, 2016

filer

Someone who pretends to be busy but is really listening to everyone's conversation.

Look at that girl, she's being a filer again!

by nn_paige August 5, 2008

Claus file

A made-up file in a law firm in the name of Mr S. Claus, used as an excuse by lawyers for slacking off or engaging in non-work related activities.

"You can bill that time spent drinking to the Claus file."

by Mrs Claus August 22, 2011

Cock-Flex

A overly macho asshole that gets off on his own ass fumes because he can lift heavy objects or thinks he is "jacked"

Loves to wrestle with other men and partake in gay activitys but goes around calling other people fags

In the gym locker room all the cock-flexes were giving each other verbal reach-arounds

by 3rdrocket October 14, 2011

Image perms flex

A code word that gay men use in order to say "I wanna have rough sex". Commonly used on discord.

Person: *Image perms flex*
Person 2: HELL YEAH BAYBEE

by Trollge March 21, 2021