shazam shame

The feeling one gets after discovering a song you are enjoying is by an artist you hate.

I had major Shazam shame when I found out that I was moved to tears by a Justin Beiber song.

by Elsabug October 5, 2016

Shame wank

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.

Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.

by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016

Shameful Bidet

When you have no toilet paper, so you clean your dirty ass in the shower.

Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!

by handerson1 March 15, 2020

Ship Shaming

The act of shaming someones otp or pairing of two or more characters from a book or media.

Ew,You ship hankcon? Gross.

Ship shaming much Karen?

by Goatdaddy420 June 14, 2020

mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.

God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!

by Catemonster August 2, 2012

Hole of Shame

The town tramp, the girl that fucks everyone, a sure lay for one in desperation or one highly intoxicated. All men feel the "day after" regret of having entered her hole.

Waking up next to a stinking whale after a night of heavy drinking, Harrison realized he had spent time in the hole of shame.

After doing shots of tequila all night, Todd was inducted into Terri's hole of shame.

by Squeaked Moose October 24, 2011

Bin-Shamed

When the cleaner visibly (sometimes with an audible gasp) judges you by the contents of your office bin. Typically copious volumes of sweet and cake wrappers, energy drink cans and the occasional condom wrapper.

"I ate a whole tub of Celebrations at work today and was totally bin-shamed by the cleaner!"

by Patty O'Doors March 10, 2023