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Faffometer

A device or means for measuring the amount of time spent faffing around (as I am doing when writing this entry) as against doing constructive work.
E.g. an excel spreadsheet in which you enter the times when you start faffing and when you start on real production work.

or a stopwatch that you start / stop accordingly.
My productivity has dropped dramatically in the last few weeks, so I'll have to install a faffometer.
by Ger_-ger October 26, 2009
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fafbajo

To find a fucking bridge and jumping off of it.
Go fafbajo yourself.
by Vroomy August 6, 2010
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Faft

A general term used to describe procrastinating in the broad sense. Also used to describe the act of doing very little or nothing at all.
"Stop fafting already and come over to my house."

"What are you and Tina up to?" "Not much, just sitting around fafting."

"What does Huss do all day?" "Nothing, he is the faft master."
by Cob September 28, 2012
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Faffarse

Derived from Faff (to spend time in ineffectual activity) and Arse (a stupid, irritating or contemptible person)

Generally males who allow the small things define their lives. Frequently lower-middle-class closeted Hipsters, 2CV drivers and glampers. These people are seen to be washing their Hunter Wellies after a crazy trek across Shoreditch, making their partners handmade advent calendars and talking about when and when not to take the sparklers off real ale taps. They tend to be overly earnest about everything from their voluntary work in Micronesia to their carbon-fibre bicycles. Generally unable to exercise spontaneity, and with a limited sense of humour, a robust socialist political position and generally (but not exclusively) terrible at parties. Frequently very class-conscious and with overt snobbery which true Hipsters manage to hide.
"Oh god he spent six moths planning his one-week inter-rail trip to include that organic feta cheese factory. He was so keen to tell everyone how cheap it was, all his friends went first-class to New York instead. Even so he said the solitude of travelling made it all the better. Such a faffarse"
by AndyOC November 24, 2014
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FAFU

An abbreviation for "Fancy and Fucked Up." An individual or group of people who possess an expensive taste for life, using their access to money to get shit-faced on pricey alcohol and drugs in fancy home gatherings, high end restaurants and exclusive clubs.
Mary has the corporate credit card all convention weekend, we gotta get FAFU tonight.
by Chimaican April 30, 2021
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fafi

Fafie is a really creative girl who loves do to arts and crafts. Fafie is really kind and sweet and really funny and a perfect fit for a BFF.
Girl:who was that girl you were talking to?she seems really cool!
Girl2:oh that’s Fafi and she is really cool you should talk to her!
by Eleana4353773 May 25, 2021
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fafisou

Fafisou is a drop dead gorgeous gem. She is basically a goddess with a perfect combo of beauty and brains. She is very kind , nice, understanding , great listener and always the go to person when in trouble. If you have her as a friend you are the luckiest human being in this entire universe. She Loves Doggos and birds more than humans. She is More than Perfect even with all of her imperfections. Blessed are the people who have Fafisou in their life.
Hey buddy, I wish i could get a chance to talk to fafisou and get to know her.
I am feeling low i should probably talk to fafisou.
by Comrade Kitkat June 25, 2021
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