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Jaan-Erik

look at that Jaan-Erik wish i could be him!
by minjeiekr June 3, 2022
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Erik

Erik, aka the smart hot boy in the back of the class that smiles at you every time you lock eyes on his hairy neck.

He is honestly a heart-throb that every girl desires. Smart, fit and independent.

His favourite subject is maths and he would always be willing to tutor you whenever he had the chance. He probably eats Microsoft for dinner with his dad every single night whilst looking for kayaks on ebay.

In conclusion, date erik.
Oh shit Erik you have an erikshun
by psychoo September 13, 2020
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Erik

narcissist, worst person alive, gets turned on little girls
Erik is a person who gets turned on by little girls.
by Smedix December 4, 2023
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The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.
Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.
by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024
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Erik

Egoistic asshole that, none likes because of his disqusting look, poor humor and their massive ego.
Look its Erik, i already get sick looking at him
by OnkoMeister September 12, 2018
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Erik

Erik is the most annoying guy in the world. Mostly because his name isnt Eric. He also gives of short guy energi in multiple ways. He is stupid but not like school stupid more low EQ. He is emo. He just is emo. He always talks about himself and nothing else. He is the problem. The longer you are frends with him the more you become like him so if you are friends with an Erik... remember you must escape... you will become like him and you dont want that..
OMG my bestie lucy is friends with an Erik and she is becoming just like him i must run before i catch the desease as well.
by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022
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Erik Brown

He has autism and likes transformers lol he should die and he also likes gay sex with Matthew ward Ha lol
by ErikBrownIsHot September 26, 2018
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