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Empty the reservoir

Man I’ve gotta empty the reservoir it’s about to bust!
by Greatcornholio December 15, 2022
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Empty Optimism

People being optimistic when there's really nothing to be optimistic about. A sense that someone's positivity has no merit and is practically wasted because almost if not everything is purely negative at the time. This kind of thinking can be toxic because being happy all the time, even and especially during hardship, doesn't necessarily solve anything.
I'm getting tired of the amount of Empty Optimism that everyone around me is exerting. There's really nothing to be happy about right now.
by TheFiend138 April 26, 2020
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<empty>

A word that when used out of coding, means you have nothing to say and probably won't say it.
Person 1: Can you shut up for once?
Person 2: <empty>
Person 1: I said SHUT UP!
Person 2: <empty>
Person 2: *glares*
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Mabye next time you should rea--
Person 1:SHUT. UP.
by NeverWasn'tNothing June 28, 2022
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Empty

This glass is empty.

Well my soul is empty.
by JustACherry November 17, 2020
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empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
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empty

angry femboy gamer that usually loses at video games
empty is a femboy
by xXx_Epic_Gamer_xXx December 9, 2020
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Empty Dress

You go to the empty dress show?
Shitchyea holy fuxk
Who are they
They call themselves the Sha Sha collective
While I'll be Sha Sha shakin in my boots if that ain't some music right there
If it ain't music it ain't nothin
Nothin gets nothing
Adios bitches
by anonymous July 13, 2022
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