Ex-cess

When you date and break up with the same person so much that it becomes a routine.

Justus: "Are Brian and Katie really back together AGAIN?"
Aaron: "Yep. They've dated to ex-cess already. Watch, they'll have a fight within the next few weeks, they'll break up, and Katie'll be running back to Brian a few hours later."

by Shit Zoo August 13, 2011

Ex-sex

n. The totally wrong but nearly universal phenomenon of fucking your Ex out of desperation, familiarity and/or pure poisonous hatred. (see: Hatefucking). Most common in the first dark six months after a breakup, and always trailed by feelings of self-loathing.

She would show up at my door after closing time at the strip club for months after we ended it, and I just couldn't resist the twisted appeal of sweaty rough ex-sex

by saint_adventure October 13, 2014

Ex-convict

A former prisoner

"You better watch out for that guy"
"why?"
"he's an ex-convict"

by KatsukiYuriXJeonWonwoo November 22, 2017

ex-gay

someone that used to be bi or gay

so you used to like it up the ass but now you're an ex-gay?

by ninjaloverpirate January 26, 2010

Ex-friend

A person who you were friends with through an Ex and though they might be cool people you can't hang out with them anymore.

When Maria and I broke up I had to stop hanging out with her best friend Jane because we had become ex-friends.

by Wheresthepineapple September 7, 2010

Ex Inferis

Hell

Liberate tutemay ex inferis

by Event Horizon September 9, 2003

Ex wife

Ex wife: the gold digging whore you share custody of your kids with and owns all your stuff. Primary reason you sleep on a fouton above a Seven-Eleven.

I really respect my ex wife, said no one ever.

by Grant Rampus July 5, 2016