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Doosey

give us a drag on this doosey blud.
by twat lips October 30, 2011
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Doused

Another term for feeling down but more emotional when you’ve had a lot of alcohol.
Homie1: Yo m8 wots poppin’
Homie2: Yo I’m feeling doused innit
Homie1: Oh shit dawg you’re doused? M8 you must have been drinkin’ n shit!
by PU$$YDESTPROYER February 4, 2018
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douce cookie

A person being an asshole. The toilet paper that gets left in the vagina usually found during intercourse. The dried up white crispies you find around your junk after a good night of sex. The cum stain that women get in their panties after receiving a long night of loads.
Man, DJ was talking wreckless at lunch today, he was being a real douce cookie.

I was going down on the wife lastnight, much to my suprise i came up with a mouth full of douce cookies.

If you wake up in the morning after a long night of drinking and wander if you scored with that chick the night before just look down and see if you have any signs of douce cookies.

Sheyla was taking a piss and found douce cookies in he panties.
by dr blood pickle November 19, 2010
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dose of the horn

A general feeling of randiness, obtained either by seeing something sexual, or even just talking about it.

When, typically, a man neglects his friends and spends what they consider too much time with his (new) partner..
A term used to describe a man displaying a visible erection bulging out the front of his clothing.
"Even watching yer man/woman walking up the street gave me a fierce dose of the horn".
"We never see 'X' any more, he must have a dose of the horn..."
"He's tanning himself in his Speedos out there with a dose of the horn"
by Mr Hornet November 3, 2012
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Early Doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.
by dubflakes April 16, 2011
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Ken Dorsey

The latest fad on GameFAQs. Really just a sucky 2nd string QB who was drafted in the seventh round but what the hell.
by Dorsey's bionic arm October 16, 2004
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doser

cross between a loser and a dork
you're a doser.

don't be a doser. gawd.
by bobo420 May 14, 2007
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