Dog

A really cute domestic animal. Named ''Man's best friend'', it's for a reason. Deserves love, food, water, a home, and being walked.

Dog owner 1: I love my dog!
Dog owner 2: Same!

by the random. October 6, 2021

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Dog

The cure for depression

Person: Aww man, I'm so sad.
Dog: *comes over*
Person: Aww yeah, I'm so happy.

by Another Typical Duck May 21, 2022

Dog

to dog means to deceive someone for money.

"hey man,I know you've dogged me out"!

by Ra Skull July 13, 2010

Dog

A fancy word for food in Korea.

Jackie chan:Do you want to get some dog tonite Timmy?

Timmy: Get the fuck out of my house.

by Rasist account nigga May 29, 2018

dog

To *rag out* or abuse an item such as your vehicle.

Your car looks like shit cuz you always dog it out

by r0gu3 g33k March 26, 2010

Dog

A mammal that is mans best friend which god gave us and dog backwards spells god

Woof woof
Oh look there's my dog

by Hellokitty120 March 27, 2016