The Dane

crown apple and apple juice in a sippy cup

I really want The Dane right now.

by pooposaurous September 23, 2022

Dane

Dane aka a hipster.
People who think they are original and unique for having "innovative" opinions, when really the only opinion they have is the opposite of whatever is considered "mainstream" at the time. these people think they are above everyone else for being so "different," and thinking they are the shit for not conforming to society when really their whole life revolves around being different JUST to be different so people think they are cool.

“Hi my name is Dane even tho game of thrones is the best show on tv I’m going to pretend to not like it because I’m such a hipster”

by Honesttruths April 29, 2019

Dane move

A person that can’t help the team when he is needed.

That’s such a Dane Move

by Jkuerzi2018 January 29, 2019

Dane

Dane is the most funniest friend in the friend group and has the largest cock of all time.Dane is also the most shortest person ever.

Lady:how is your day. Dane:It would be better if you were in it.

by Big69master May 21, 2022

Dane

Amazing and beautiful people from Denmark.

Fuck there are some beautiful Danes in Denmark.

by Anedo March 8, 2018

Dane

The best person you'll ever meet. She is kind, supportive, funny, caring and really awesome. Her music taste is elite and basically everything about her is perfect. "Nobody is perfect" doesn't apply to her at all. She is also a dinosaur 🗿

I love Dane so much!

by aIIigator December 30, 2021

Dane

A Dane is someone that nobody likes. Danes are ugly, annoying, dumb, and short. All Danes have small brains and even smaller penises. Not to mention their pea sized balls. Anyone with the name Dane will likely die a virgin and never find love.

"Look at that lame kid over there, his name is definitely Dane."

"Yeah definitely a Dane. My friend says she saw his penis and it's super small

by Western_Man November 23, 2021