The arsehole of a ridiculously ugly fat asian prostitute who hasn't seen toilet roll in a few weeks.
Bill: You're going down with herpes man you know that.
Ben: I don't give a fuck I got to stick it to her Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut. *high five*.
Ben: I don't give a fuck I got to stick it to her Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut. *high five*.
by Facecake July 25, 2009

Yo nigga look at this level 10 doughnut! He thinks hes cool running around with his M16 bling pro with a silencer and holographic sights! i bet his TMP has the same! Cold blooded and ninjew pro?!
by Modded Wellfare Jew September 22, 2010

Start by girl sliding glazed doughnut over the guys cock and then grabbing the end of his cock until it turns purple while at the same time inserting a banana into his rectum.
That bitch asked me if I wanted a purple monkey doughnut, I said sure and I ended up with a banana in my ass. WTF
by Sarev sanderlone January 22, 2014

Keith - "Did you shag that bird last night?"
Wesley - "Yeah mate, right up the corned beef doughnut!"
Wesley - "Yeah mate, right up the corned beef doughnut!"
by Draz1000 November 8, 2007

by wildman101 December 19, 2013

by cgrovesy February 14, 2008

She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.
by Samwell September 6, 2005
