hairy curtain

He act of having sex though a beard.

Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced

Friend - how was the love making last night ?

Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave

by Hosstich July 20, 2017

Curtain draggin

The equivalence of tea bagging but for a women to do to a man. A women's way of tea bagging.

This nasty bitch been curtain dragging me all day.

by Lover 1999999o June 7, 2018

curtain frost

The smell that's left in the room after you have sex that has now stuck on your curtains. This can only be called "curtain frost" if sex took place 3 or more days ago.

"I had sex a couple of days ago with Amy, and there's still some curtain frost."

by CEL222 July 18, 2016

Uncertain Curtain

Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch

person1: im like a curtain
person2: how
person1: im an uncertain curtain
person2: what a casting Couch

by Octico November 10, 2021

Curtain Popping

When you are a P Director doing so many shows and hoes the joy you get from when you open that curtain to step out on stage.

P Director: "Dayummm, you hear how loud dem broads screamed when I was Curtain Popping"

by Bud Swayze June 11, 2023

curtain burst

Another name for a queef.

"Jenny curtain burst during sex."

by UncleFarter5 May 19, 2016

Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .

Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.

by The Toe Truck May 12, 2022