curtain pass

Driving from one side of the highway to the other in one fluid motion across 3 or more lanes with complete disregard for other drivers you have caused to slam on their brakes and crap their pants.

Nice curtain pass asshole. You just had to stay in the fast lane until the last 100 ft before your exit.

by parkerman November 04, 2007

Uncertain Curtain

Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch

person1: im like a curtain
person2: how
person1: im an uncertain curtain
person2: what a casting Couch

by Octico November 10, 2021

curtain crust

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.

I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!

by Conenna April 09, 2015

Flute curtain

Saggy vagina lips that makes whistling noises when a queef happens.

Man i think that lady has a flute curtain, I heard a whistle when she queefed

by Loafovbread March 23, 2021

dick curtain

a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.

"did you see how small his dick curtain was?"

"yeah i bet his dick is smaller than vances"

by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020

Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

by Jeffsbadwords February 08, 2022

curtain frost

The smell that's left in the room after you have sex that has now stuck on your curtains. This can only be called "curtain frost" if sex took place 3 or more days ago.

"I had sex a couple of days ago with Amy, and there's still some curtain frost."

by CEL222 March 20, 2016