Crunchy

Used to describe a very awkward situation. Differs from other use of being "all natural" . This use is more "the situation isn't smooth" aka it's crunchy.

Veronica found out Samantha was fucking her husband, it was crunchy to be there when it went down.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

Crunchy Tortilla

When someone hasn't washed their coochie in a while and the skin gets all stiff and crunchy

Damn that girl had such a crunchy tortilla

by Animal Writes February 10, 2024

Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick

Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)

by Nasty gross poopsicles May 9, 2018

Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

Crunchy

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..

The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.

by Boombadabing July 20, 2023

crunchy

cranky, negative, not wanting to be polite and positive

I don't really want to go to the party, I'm feeling kinda crunchy and I don't want to play nice.

by Miggery Sow February 9, 2021

Crunchy Nose

When a cat is scratched under the chin, causing the kitty’s nose to scrunch up.

The kitty loves getting pet, she has a scrunchy nose.

by Devinwevin February 7, 2018