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creampie eating

If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.
Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.
by bitchuck March 14, 2024
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Oatmeal Creampie

When a guy has oral sex with an old lady and creampies her.
"Yeah man, I just had an oatmeal creampie last night with that one Gilf. "
by Chrizzak H. Buchanan June 24, 2023
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rasberry creampie

when you creampie a girl when shes on her period and it mixed
yo did you see the sheets? thats one rasberry creampie
by degenerateCurtain August 26, 2019
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Creampie

When he boutta bust a nut inside a THOT
Yo hol up botta bust that creampie
by A THOT slayer January 12, 2018
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twice baked creampie

When a woman gets a creampie and takes that creampie home and then while scissoring her girlfriend squirts it into the partners vagina.
Did you hear Lisa got pregnant from a twice baked creampie?
by Unsaid toaster 1 March 14, 2025
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Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.
I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.
by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024
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Boston Creampie

The sex move is just a normal cream pie but you’re wearing a Red Sox jersey, holding a cup of iced dunks and you have to yell out “wicked smaht” upon climax. The dunks is optional. You can switch it out with a Sam Adams.
Patrick: Hey Sean! Gave my old lady a wicked Boston Creampie the otha' day!
Sean: You guys went to Faneuil Hall?
Patrick: Nah.
by WickedSmahtGuido August 11, 2024
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