coons age

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".

I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.

by Shattoww January 25, 2008

coon hound

pronounced: 'kün 'haund.
Noun.

This commonly refers to a caucasian female (often very trashy) who typically prefers to have sexual relations with uneducated black men.

See also Mud shark.

That girl wont sleep with you; you're white and shes a complete coon hound.

by the 3N1GM4 January 24, 2008

coon boots

Bare feet. Referring to coons inability to afford footwear.

I was too lazy to find my shoes so i just wore my coon boots.

by Neville Bonner Sr. January 10, 2008

Coon Huntin

Going to Compton and shootin'a jiggaboocoon berry

Hey, Bob, pull out of your sister and let's go coon huntin'.

by Locc Number 2 January 15, 2005

Coon Zoo

A closed environment where black people (jungle bunnies) are usually sent to after they prove to be a skidmark to societys underwear as they are expected to be. A.K.A jail

Correctional Officer 1 - "Hey we rounded up 20 jungle bunnies in the Marcy Projects today"

Correctional Officer 2 - "Time to send em to the coon zoo"

by nkvewvwwegwwe January 24, 2008

Coon bath

Taking a bath/shower in the lake, a river, a creek or a pool, whether it's theirs or not.

I saw Obama yesterday in my pool takin' a coon bath, he was washin' himself and everything.

by darcy mcgee March 01, 2009

coon juice

Cheap fortified wine often favoured by indigenous Australian street kids.

"I got a bottle of Port for $6!"

"Dude, that's coon juice..."

by teen March 13, 2005