Cooching

Definition: A woman who uses her cooch to mooch.

She’s saving money on her travels by cooching.

by Lerix July 3, 2019

Cooch Coaster

Cooch Coaster: The vagina ride.

Example: "Dude, I just rode the Courtney cooch coaster!"
"Bro, I rode that coaster so many times.

Example 2: "Ewh, that betch has a famous cooch coaster, she lets all ages and sizes on it."

by ManginaCat69 July 3, 2011

Booze cooch

Female version of whiskey dick. Difficulty becoming aroused after alcohol consumption.

Honey honey honey can't you come? Do you usually have booze cooch?

by anonymous July 9, 2022

cooch luge

When a beverage is enjoyed by pouring over a smooth cooch crevice pressed against a thirsty mouth. Similar to an ice luge, but instead of ice it’s made out of pussy. Best brings out the natural aromas of the beverage.

1.) Dang that PAWG is so fire I would cooch luge bum sweat off her.

2.) Last night my wife let me cooch luge cold pressed green juice off her twat. Being healthy never tasted better!

3.) A cooch luge is nature’s aerator.

by Mr. E. Man6969 August 27, 2018

Slimy cooch

Ur cooch too wet lmao

“Lmao I have a slimy cooch”
“Omg Linda I didn’t need to know that 😰”

by Slimecooch09 June 26, 2019

May 2nd national cooch pic day

You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it

You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"

by James_2000 May 2, 2024

Cooching

Being a stink ass female dog

She is such a cooching rat

by Unitofstuff December 11, 2022