Cola

A stupid hoe who starts drama at Markham woods and thinks she can beat people but runs from her problems and is the best of being a fake friend to everyone

Somebody: heyyy cola your cute
Cola: I know
Cola: that girl is so ugly *whispered to crystal*

by Hsbsnsnejdjdn March 25, 2019

Coca Cola

When you mix a used tampon with carbonated water and it becomes a burgundy / murky brown color.

"I was drinking Zendaya's Coca Cola the other day, that shit tasted like angel tears"

by Just_anothernigga February 4, 2021

coca cola older than Azerbaijan

An Armenian meme with faulty logic that forgets about the Atabegs of Azerbaijan and Atropatene. According to the meme's logic, Turkish people and their ancestors never had a country until 1923, ergo, according to this logic, The Turks never did the Armenian genocide.

Narek: Honestly as an Armenian, this whole "coca cola older than Azerbaijan" shtick is just dumb.
Krikor: I agree, I mean take a look at Germany, there was never a country called Germany until the 1800s.
Narek: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ChampionAz May 2, 2025

Fizzy Cola Bottle

Someone takes a mouthful of sherbet and popping candy and proceeds to lick their partners butthole.

Sheila gave me a fizzy cola bottle last night. Sent shivers right through me.

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 9, 2020

Cappy Cola

It’s a rum and coke but specially made with captain Morgan and Coca Cola

Holy fuck bud I had way too many Cappy Colas last night my noggin feels like jfk in Texas.

by FerdaMike June 5, 2022

Coca-Cola Cowboy

A cuck or incel that projects a 'better than you' aspect into any arguement, when regarding a specific niche, hobby, job, etc. This person often time has surface level experience or years of surface level experience to feed the narcissism.

You aint as bright as you think...you're just a Coca-Cola Cowboy that thinks he know it all!

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Noca-Cola

Not Coke.

An imitation soda. You might buy this at a gas station. Generally a Coke/Pepsi knock-off, but can be any non-brand name soda. Noca Cola is cheaper than real soda, but in this case you get what you pay for.

Likely to be served with Noreos.

Student Union Treasurer: We can't afford soda for everyone at the dance.
Student Union President: But we need soda!
Student Union VP: Let's just get Noca-Cola!

*AT THE DANCE*
Kid 1: This soda sucks!

Kid two: Duh, it’s Noca-Cola!

by A very very very funny person May 5, 2010