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Chuck Norris Fetish

To actually, care, or like the man so famously known as Chuck Norris. (sexually)
Dude, I have a confession to make, I have a Chuck Norris Fetish, Will you just kill me now?
by Kiknwing December 9, 2009
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Chuck Norris Effect

When someone's legacy is exaggerated beyond what they actually did.
Widely known people whose legacies are affected by the Chuck Norris Effect include:

Chuck Norris. Do an online search for "Chuck Norris facts".

North Korean leadership post-Korean war. Kim Jong-il propaganda told that he averaged 2-3 hole-in-ones per round of golf played, that he invented the idea of using 3 cameras at once to film a movie to save time (in the 1960s), and that he was born on a sacred mountain. All of which are not true or impossible.

Jesus. A man who did many great deeds and brought forth new humanistic philosophies was exaggerated to have fed thousands with only a few loaves of bread, to have performed many inexplicable miracles, to have ascended to heaven while alive after being resurrected after death, etc. The stories of his life were historically recorded several decades after they actually occurred leaving time for word of mouth to allow his legend to grow.

Babe Ruth. Watch the film "The Babe". Search online for historical inaccuracies within the movie.
by jasonjs December 15, 2012
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dirty chuck norris

a dirty chuck norris is when you whack off whilst punching a scumbag slut in the face.
i picked up this hood rat and 20 dollars later i gave her a dirty chuck norris in a hotel bathroom.
by ill dice February 21, 2007
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chuck norris

chuck norris is so hard he've eaten coal and shited diamonds!
by zuchkuba August 1, 2007
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chuck norris

Chuck Norris can only use toilets made of KEVLAR, need you ask why!
by Sid Macintosh December 26, 2007
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chuck norris

A martial artist, actor, and the butt of a internet phenomenon. Usually refered to as a "Bad-Ass".
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
by the-redneck-from-hell March 19, 2009
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Chuck Norris intervention

The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.
I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.
by chaibot175 January 9, 2011
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