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Christopher

A Christopher is a guy that usually goes by Chris and only let’s very few close friends call him Christopher. He’s very funny, outgoing and fun to be around. However sometimes he’s quiet and sits back and doesn’t say much. Many people don’t know it but he’s a very intellectual person and is really deep asf when you get to know him. Even though not every Christopher has the greatest looks he’s an amazing person who’ll you’ll debate on liking. Christopher knows how to be patient and say the right things at the right time. He knows how to talk to you and treat a girl right. Christopher will drop everyone for you if he’s truly feeling you. A Christopher is a great friend. Christopher will be one of the most handsome person you will see and very loving.
Christopher is one of the most handsome Person Ever. I Love Christopher
by RealsWriting June 30, 2022
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Christopher

Christopher is an outstanding person. He’s intelligent, funny, handsome, and very loving. If you’re an person that he loves very much, he’ll around the world and back to make you happy. Although he’s very intelligent, he’ll make choices that aren’t exactly the smartest. Overall, Christopher is an Outstanding person!
Person 1: Are you friends with Christopher ?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: How is he?
Person 4: He’s one-of-a-kind
by 2SHeIsTy July 3, 2022
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Christopher Q. Willis

Made America playa again.”
America was full of peons before the Christopher Q. Willis movement.
by obri May 30, 2023
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Christopher

He is a fat man that cant really go a day without mcdonalds and kfc. He often skips school just to be seen at mcdonalds chugging down a double cheese burger with a ice cream,4 stacks of fries,5 chicken wings and 3 cokes. He has a higher chance of pulling his ligaments when he breathes than pulling any girls. His few benefits are his hair which looks like jabba the hut with a farmers hat and his forehead where you can fit all the double mcspicy he ate in his life. He still thinks he can talk to women if farting and nearly having a heart attck whenever you talk counts.
dude youre actually so unhealthy not even jesus can save you man dont be christopher
by madamliang May 16, 2023
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Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.
Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
by Harvek July 29, 2023
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