now all the other meaning are wrong. chirstian does not give two shits about you. dont even thing ladies named scarlet
by iwantmyhoodiebackho October 26, 2020

Christian is very smart, has interesting taste in girls (very religious girls), he has a crush on Jamal, he is 4ft 2, his dad Sue makes him pancakes everyday in the morning, normally has a dickhead brother who thinks he is worlds best but is small. Uncontrollable bowels which means the kid shits everywhere even on buses. But he is funny (sometimes).
by GothicSpace March 16, 2022

I LIKE MEN AND MEN ONLY!
by chesse fart November 7, 2019

Proper Noun. Used to define a man so extraordinary that the person writing this can't properly define him. He's utterly brilliant-- smart, funny, and beautiful. He's the man you want to fall deeper in love with every day, and you hope across the vast sea of definitions, he'll find yours and know it's from you.
Christian is my sunshine.
by not-ashling-cashling May 11, 2022

by ImSayingWhatYourThinking October 24, 2019

A monotheistic religion basing around Europe, Africa and America. There a lots of types of Christianity such as Jehovah Witness, Mormon, Catholicism, Orthodoxy, Protestant, Baptist, Methodist and many more. The Holy Trinity consists of God The Father, God the Son (Jesus) or God the Holy Spirit. They believe in The Bible; a holy book written by 4 Evangelists.
by XxTed_The_RooseveltxX August 18, 2018

For all the ladies who want this fire cock call me at 814-251-4951 if your a killer don't hurt me plz
by Boisfromthefirecockland May 4, 2017
