Chandler Bing Syndrome

Someone who finds themselves hilarious when most of the time they're not.

Someone who finds themselves hilarious when most of the time they're not. Chandler Bing Syndrome.

by kls22 September 17, 2013

Chandan Shah

A chubby brown woman who is half ape (kenya) and half indian. She's a motherfucking sad cunt who enjoys torturing kids.
#matthew

Ew no she's a Chandan Shah.

by joeommak96 November 3, 2020

chandler

the new trendy cream for genital warts.

mann, im flaring up again can i borrow your chandler?

by whoa hoe March 3, 2007

Chandler

A fat ass boy that eats all the donuts and trys to act cool but just look stupid and gets no hoes

Who that weird kid eating Mac and cheese over there oh that's chandler

by Snoopy poop September 7, 2016

Russian Chandelier

When a bare bulb is hanging from the ceiling without a light shade or fitting.

His flat is pretty grim, all he's got is Russian chandeliers.

by Hapenzo August 20, 2013

Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

chandar

noun, a firm, full handed grasp on an erect penis as a preparatory step towards masturbation.

I was embarrassed when my mother walked in on me with a chandar.

by Donald Ross December 9, 2009