A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.
I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.
by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024
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by thhjsd November 1, 2019
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I found a domme named @findomgang_ who is a catfish findom account, and she drained me of thousands and thosands of my hard earned money which I willingly gave up to her superiority.
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Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
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Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
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To understand what a penis catfish is, you must first know what a catfish is and/or what catfishing is. Catfishing is when someone impersonates someone on social media or thru text messages either creating fake accounts or hijacking someone's account. Next, they pretend to be that person.
They do this for many different reasons, all of which are illegal, and It's never done with good intentions.
Catfishing could be used to spy on a boyfriend or girlfriend.
It could be used to fraudulently trick someone into sending money.
It could be used to lure someone to a location.
Catfishing, in the worst-case scenario, has led to people being abducted and murdered.
A regular "catfish" is not gender specific. Women as well as men have been known to be catfish.
A penis catfish is always a man.
A penis catfish is a menace to society. They lack moral ethics and will do anything to benefit themselves, such as lie, cheat and steal.
Manipulating every person and situation is a way of life and rooted deep into the core of their existance.
To understand what a penis catfish is, you must first know what a catfish is and/or what catfishing is. Catfishing is when someone impersonates someone on social media or thru text messages either creating fake accounts or hijacking someone's account. Next, they pretend to be that person.
They do this for many different reasons, all of which are illegal, and It's never done with good intentions.
Catfishing could be used to spy on a boyfriend or girlfriend.
It could be used to fraudulently trick someone into sending money.
It could be used to lure someone to a location.
Catfishing, in the worst-case scenario, has led to people being abducted and murdered.
A regular "catfish" is not gender specific. Women as well as men have been known to be catfish.
A penis catfish is always a man.
A penis catfish is a menace to society. They lack moral ethics and will do anything to benefit themselves, such as lie, cheat and steal.
Manipulating every person and situation is a way of life and rooted deep into the core of their existance.
Bro, that dude stole homeboys car, took it to Mexico and sold it, and now their Rollin around like best buddies. If only homeboy knew he was chillin with a penis catfish. Lol!
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