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chernobyl catfish

When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up
How was your date last night?

Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020
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catfish

1) when a girl wears a lot of makeup and when she takes it off, she's ugly asf/ looks completely different.
2) when a girl makes herself look slim thicc on her insta via photoshop etc, and i real life she's flat as an ironing board
Guy 1: bro heard u met vicki at the weekend
Guy 2: yh bro, absolutely regret it. she's a catfish uno
by ur local dictionary x November 17, 2019
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Raging Catfish

Me
by RagingCatfish September 19, 2020
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Catfish

Catfish
I'm a catfish.
by Blah Whatever September 23, 2021
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Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
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Catfish

So it’s basically where you pretend to be someone on the interenet that you’re not
by _pussylover123_ July 18, 2020
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snapchat catfish

A person who catfishes / pretends to be more attractive than they really are using snapchat filters.
"I am such a snapchat catfish. I really look like a mushroom, but in my pictures I look like a princess."
by Alexa Love May 2, 2023
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