Corporate Catfish

When the catfishing leaves the dating sites and moves over to LinkedIn

Have you seen Joann’s LinkedIn profile picture? She didn’t look like that 10 years and 100lbs ago. What a corporate catfish.

by 53222 July 17, 2025

Catfished

When your looking for pussy but only find something fishy.

Billy went on a date dressed real fancy, spent a lot of money and had a condom in his wallet. Sadly he got catfished and came home with less money and condom still unopened.

by Dirtsquirll August 15, 2025

Catfish Findom

Catfish findom means that “Dommes” like @findomgang_ on Twitter/X uses models anyone can find on the internet for free and scam stupid, desperate, and lonely men for millions and millions of dollars without having to break a single drop of sweat.

I found a domme named @findomgang_ who is a catfish findom account, and she drained me of thousands and thosands of my hard earned money which I willingly gave up to her superiority.

by @NixOn60FSP September 7, 2025

Schrödinger’s Catfish

When you’re talking to someone online and you’re not sure if they’re real or a catfish — they exist in a superposition of being both real and a catfish until you meet them or see them on video.

Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.

by C6_LPZ September 19, 2025

catfishing

That kind of Batman's trap that lead you to something unexpectedly different from your initial expectation, e.g. ending up watching age-inappropriate animated movie titled "Sausage Party" (2016) when you akcually expect to watch kid-friendly animated movies

I thought I was in for a fun family movie night, but catfishing hit hard when I ended up watching the wildly inappropriate 'Sausage Party' instead of a kid-friendly flick!

by Emotional Cruiser October 3, 2025

catfish addict

luffi

catfish addict cool

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

Californian Gerbilled Catfish

It's a Catfish, that's been inside someone's rectum.

Susan could walk after she had Californian Gerbilled Catfish on Tuesday

by SkratFish November 17, 2025