by Hrwhitedog August 23, 2016
Get the carl steamermug. the simple act of rubbing your beard on your neighbors groin and/or grundle while purring like a kitten.
by John Casselberry April 3, 2009
Get the Carl Hinelmug. by Joeef February 7, 2022
Get the Hot Carlmug. The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.
by Jack-N-Off May 6, 2010
Get the Angry Carlmug. An Atomic Carl is when you actually get your head up someone or somethings asshole, and you get your cranium forced out ahead of the feces.
Ron the elephant trainer got his noggin in "Susie" the elephants behind at exactly the right time for his first Atomic Carl.
by Fringegolfer July 24, 2008
Get the Atomic Carlmug. Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss.
Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss. Now you've performed the "Salty Carl."
by Carlz Salty May 5, 2014
Get the Salty Carlmug.