carl-hugo

A hell of a guy, and will also probably fuck you up with his golf club. Carl-Hugo is a sexy beast who everyone thinks is gay but in reality he gets hella bitches.

*guy 1* you heard about that guy Carl-Hugo?
*guy 2* yeah, I heard he fucked that girl Britney last night!
*guy 1* no homo bro but like he’s really sexy.
*guy 2* yeah bro I know.

by VibeChecker420 January 16, 2020

rhoge carl

cute!

rhoge carl is cute

by gawpings January 30, 2020

Hot Carl

When a man shits on another mans face

Yo bro, lemme give you a hot carl

by Joeef February 7, 2022

carl steamer

Someone shits on ur face and sits on it rocking back and forth like a steam roller.

She asked for a hot Carl and I surprised her with a Carl steamer instead.

by Hrwhitedog August 23, 2016

Angry Carl

The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.

"I just gave the homeless guy on the curb an Angry Carl! He got really shitty about it to!"

by Jack-N-Off May 6, 2010

Atomic Carl

An Atomic Carl is when you actually get your head up someone or somethings asshole, and you get your cranium forced out ahead of the feces.

Ron the elephant trainer got his noggin in "Susie" the elephants behind at exactly the right time for his first Atomic Carl.

by Fringegolfer July 24, 2008

Cripple Carl

A crippled person who is extremely ripped and tough

Mary: Jim has really big arms and sweet abs!!
Joe: I know and he's cripple he is a total Cripple Carl!!

by SchwiftySardonyx April 17, 2017