A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.
Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"
by Mr Dinges July 17, 2024
Get the catfish cleatis mug.A diverse group of ray-finned fish known for their prominent whiskers, which resemble catwhiskers, and are often found in freshwater environments.
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A fat old man who pretends to be an attractive person online. They take photo (very typically female) from Pinterest and make a instagram account
Jake: Have you seen her? She’s fine asf
Sam: Be careful bro That’s Uncle Jimmy who lives 2 blocks away. They’re catfishing you!!
Sam: Be careful bro That’s Uncle Jimmy who lives 2 blocks away. They’re catfishing you!!
by Igetbitxhes December 3, 2023
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by SPACE-RAIDER_97 June 25, 2024
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by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024
Get the Catfish Poo mug.A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.
I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.
by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024
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That individual is a Carfish! He couldn't afford the petrol to fuel the car let alone buy the vehicle!
This person scraps for busfare and doesn't own a vehicle. They are a Carfish.
This person scraps for busfare and doesn't own a vehicle. They are a Carfish.
by KazaraB December 22, 2024
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