Calvin is a gay mother fucker who likes having dead male bodies and has a stalker who is named Sarah who knows he is gay but doesn't want to admit. also Jasmin is gay!!!
by Banana_Boat October 16, 2019
Get the Calvinmug. We don’t talk about “it”
by Ruly January 11, 2019
Get the Calvinmug. The only reason I like the government pathways...
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
so yeh
Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
so yeh
Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭
Charles Calvin is the only legitimate reason to like the government pathways P.S I just got VH and I'm still crying so go away 😡😭
by SandwichBananaFace December 21, 2021
Get the Charles Calvinmug. The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.
by BobywasabiLUV@yourmom.com October 31, 2022
Get the Calvinmug. A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
Get the Wet Calvinmug. belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021
Get the calvin's penismug.