Birtch Control

(n) Birtch Control (pronounced birch control) is a type of birth control which is meant to eliminate periods all together, such as an IUD. This helps alleviate the side effects of having mood swings which in turn, is also a "bitch control" - which is still there when on their periods

You sure youre on youre birtch control because the bitch inside you is coming out in full force!

by forthroe January 13, 2011

Controller cum

When you use the vibration from a controller to make your dick cum

I love playing games and bieng able to controller cum

by Ghost_Urban_Dictionary April 8, 2021

Gun Control

One of those issues that, regardless of your stance, pisses you off whenever it gets brought up.

Person A: "You know, I really think gun control is-"
Person B: "You shut the FUCK up!"

by ColeYote January 17, 2013

PS3 Controller

The dumbest looking controller I have ever seen. It practically looks like a double dildo or a boomerang.

Some idiot: Omg roffle teh PS3 controller pwnz0rz j00r Xbox 360 controller!11!eleven!!

Meh: Sure it does. And I'm sure you and your daddy have a fun time with it...

by Big cock June 10, 2005

n64 controller

The Controller that crabs use perfectly. (n64 controller)

Jimmy's hands are twisted in knots from playing on a n64 controller.

by Darnville February 10, 2021

The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

Grandparental controls

To protect family members from butt dials and accidental FaceTimes at all hours of the night

I need to set Grandparental controls on my grandads phone he butt dials me late at night

by Alexia205 April 25, 2019