Brandon christopher

A homosexual man that has a small dick.

wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale

by Pauljtmofo February 06, 2008

Christopher Brooks

He is the sexiest man you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold, and will do anything for you. He loves mountains, and if you ever lose him, he's probably hiking in the alps somewhere taking pictures. He normally goes by "Brawny Man" because of his sexy beard that not many people can pull off. He loves girls that have the name Chelsea, and will end up marrying one. but only because they're awesome. He is always traveling and meeting new people. His favorite kind of food to eat is Kashi. And his favorite place to live is nowhere. He enjoys putting a hamock in between two trees and calling it his home. He moves around alot, so dont get too attached, even though it'd be hard not to, because he's a perfect person. He's easy to love, fun to be around, and always willing to listen. And probably the sexiest man to walk the planet. kthanksbye.

Woahhh loook at Christopher Brooks, id love to hit that (; oh wait... i already did, because my name is Chelsea.

by Chelseakthanksbye August 18, 2011

Oh Christopher

When your mum uses your real name when you’ve done something wrong

Oh Christopher, why did you do that?

by Zlei February 07, 2020

Christopher nuno

A fat patato that nobody likes , he’s a cheater and he uses girls , has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a really small crooked penis

Christopher nuno has a small penis

Christopher nuno is fat and ugly and nobody likes him

by Yourhoe123 February 23, 2018

christopher nuno

A FAT Patato who uses girls & has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a small dick , he’s a fuckboy and lies .

Christopher Nuno is fat and ugly and nobody likes him .

Christopher uses girls

by Yourhoe123 February 23, 2018

Christopher Kalitin

Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them

Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:

by iclpmotspmots March 03, 2022

courtney and christopher

Kind and caring people that fall in love usually that take care of one another a cute couple who should be in the cutest couple awards beautiful personality usually very fun people to be around always up for a party the kind of people you want to live with the people who help people more than anything and always find time for each other and other people Courtney is usally more fun than Chris but amazing people both inside and out.

#courtney #chris #amazing #caring #loving #nicestpeopleever

Wow I want people like Courtney and Christopher 😘

by Aka.j February 05, 2017