chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

Chap

When you finally understand something. Ah! I Chapped!

Wow! Thanks for explaining! Now I Chap!

by Datboy____peanuts April 17, 2024

chap

"chap" beschreibt das Geräusch, welches beim zärtlichen Beissen einer Person entstehen würde. Die Intention ist es, seiner tiefen Zuneigung Ausdruck zu verleihen. Der Biss ist in dem Moment so gemeint, dass man durchaus etwas von der Person abbeißen würde - da dies in den seltensten Fällen wirklich erwünscht ist, wird durch die Nutzung von "chap" dieses Bissgeräuscht simuliert. In der Aussprache ist das "ch" ein kehliger Laut, der einem "ch" im Schwiizerdütsch durchaus ählich ist.

Hach, ich könnte dich direkt auffressen! *chap*

by sashi pl00m August 28, 2020

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!

"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"

"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] June 4, 2013

Chapped

Absurd; Crazy

Man, that's so chapped, I can't believe Jimmy would do that

by Zhkj July 11, 2024

Puss chapped

When a female is “butt hurt” but then she takes it out on everyone.

Why are you so puss chapped with me about not getting invited? It wasn’t my party.

by Sumrbrzg April 12, 2023

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021