Butthole of the North

n. A place on your body that is so sensitive to the touch that you go into a flailing spasaming panic if it comes into contact with anything.
"QUIT DUTCH RUDDERING MY BUTTHOLE OF THE NORTH GODDAMNIT!" he exclaimed in a panic as I used his hand to rub the spot repeatedly.
by Gagaohlala October 06, 2014
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Drafty Butthole

The moments after anal sex when control over air moving through the anus is lost.
"I tried anal for the first time last night, i've been dealing with a drafty butthole for hours.
by mark taint March 12, 2014
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Butthole Safari

A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night
Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"

Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."

Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)
by ElSnowman June 18, 2014
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butthole orgasm

I had so much Taco Bell that 30 minutes later I had a butthole orgasm. Shit was EVERYWHERE!
by BholeOrg May 01, 2016
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Butthole tinkle

Butthole tinkle is a young woman who likes to put alcohol up her butt and pee it out her butt. She's sexy with a wild side. Sometimes she likes balls on her chin
by Boooobahbooo March 14, 2017
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slack butthole

A butthole that has seen its share of action, thus being no longer taut. Rather, the butthole has become loose and has a larger circumference than it previously had.

Anatomically, the anal sphincter is unaffected and remains tight, while the butthole has some 'slack'.

Metaphorically, think of the butthole as a collar of a t-shirt, and a slack butthole as a 'bacon collar' due to constantly expanding and contracting.
Ben, how was that girl last night?

Gosh Brian, after she plowed my anus with a strap-on, I think I have a permanently slack butthole. So she was great.
by fgwg2 October 13, 2015
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butthole minigolf

The act of using a putter to hit a golf ball into the gaping anus of a woman with her legs spread apart.
She must be good a butthole minigolf with an ass that big.
by KittenTamer November 28, 2016
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