Butthole of the North

n. A place on your body that is so sensitive to the touch that you go into a flailing spasaming panic if it comes into contact with anything.

"QUIT DUTCH RUDDERING MY BUTTHOLE OF THE NORTH GODDAMNIT!" he exclaimed in a panic as I used his hand to rub the spot repeatedly.

by Gagaohlala October 06, 2014

Drafty Butthole

The moments after anal sex when control over air moving through the anus is lost.

"I tried anal for the first time last night, i've been dealing with a drafty butthole for hours.

by mark taint March 12, 2014

virgin butthole

An asshole that has not yet been penetrated in sex.

"What say I revoke your Anal Virgin status with some Anal Defloration in that virgin butthole of yours?"

by TheFuckestUppest December 02, 2015

butthole uppercut

Whem you uppercut someone in the butthole.

Did you see Tom give Katie the butthole uppercut?

by Johnto the Grey September 15, 2017

Butthole Banjo

When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.

“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”

by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020

Butthole chapman

The act of forming a fist with the middle knuckle protruding and twisting it up someone's ass.

Marc was losing his wrestling match with Tim until giving him a butthole chapman causing Tim to freak out and get pinned.

( origanation-- a highschool wrestling room)

by Deer Man July 27, 2005

Butthole tag

Five people are in a restricted area and is a full (butthole) grabbing free for all until there is only one individual who did not submit by leaving the play area (really intense game) #roleplay

Man lets play butthole tag no homo. I hope my anus deos not bleed from playing butthole tag

by Sharknadomaster November 25, 2018