Brownie Blindfold

A move used in a sexual situation where a man puts his testicles in the eye sockets of another person, while the second party proceeds to lick there anus like a frosty cheerio.

Last night I got wasted and Mike gave me a Brownie Blindfold, when I woke up in the morning I had a foul taste in my mouth.

by ARMBAR21 March 28, 2013

recipe for brownies

This is a sign of fatherless people in a tik tok comment section

"Anyways, herea the recipe for brownies.."

"Stfu bob, and find out a recipe for bitches while you're at it"

by NoHands_with_ur_mum April 8, 2022

Cat Brownies

Cat Brownies
Cat poo that dogs like to have for a snack

My dog Loves him some fresh cat brownies

by Julios May 24, 2019

double brownie

When two gay guys have sex butt to butt. Like scissoring, but with gay dudes

Chad double brownied with Andi last night.

by BallsMcGee69Boobs September 7, 2016

Cosmic Brownie

Clearly a cosmic brownie is a pot brownie that makes you so high that your flying through the cosmos. Hence the term (cosmic brownie)

"Woah, mann you gotta try one of these cosmic brownies. They're out of this worlllllld!"

by Daysthenamielover September 13, 2017

hash brownies

very like ordinary chocolate brownies but with "special" ingredients. not to be left around people with the munchies.

"wooooooooo, these brownies are totallllly cooooooooool" *everything suddenly becomes very funny*

by itcreaks June 28, 2004

The Brownie Diet

A diet that encourages the person on it to bake and consume nothing but brownies. Morning, noon, and night. Apparently, some world renowned chef on The Food Network mentioned this was the diet that helped Oprah lose weight, and keep it off, and thus, launched this obscure and disgusting diet into unrelenting popularity amongst bitter, resentful, chocolate obsessed fat chicks, who are just too lazy to try and lose weight the old fashion way: with exercise, and a normal, healthy diet.

Girl 1: "What the hell are you eating?"
Girl 2: "Brownies! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "Brownies? You weigh at least 250 pounds! That's the last thing you should be eating!"
Girl 2: "Tee hee! I'm on the Brownie Diet! Oprah got skinny on it and I'm going to do the same! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "You have got to be kidding me."
Girl 2: "Nope! TEE HEE! I'm a pretty, pretty sunflower, and I'm going to be a pretty pretty thin sunflower soon!"
Girl 1: "You're going to be a landing strip at the airport if you stay on that disgusting diet."
Girl 2: "Nuh uh! TEE HEE!!!! BROWNIES! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "Airhead."
Girl 2: "CHOCOLATE! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "3 words: gastric bypass surgery."
Girl 2: "Huh?"
Girl 1: "Nothing. Here, have another brownie."
Girl 2: "OK! Tee hee! Pretty pretty sunflower! On my "off" day, I'm allowed to have anything I want, but I think I'll just eat brownies that day, too!"

by Sucks2BU January 5, 2005