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Baby Brocoli

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.
You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.
by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024
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Dirty Brodon

A Dirty Brodon is when you put a condom over your head and cover it in lube before pushing your head into a well seasoned cheap prostitute in an attempt to be reborn after your life has gone to shit.
Fuck my life has gone to shit, I reckon I need to pull a Dirty Brodon this weekend and start again.
by HangryGorilla July 29, 2025
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eat your brocoli

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
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hat on brocoli kid

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 9, 2021
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