brittany-jo

Brittany-jo’s are the baddest of bitches around. They are smart, musically-talented and take no shit. They have the fattest of asses and give the best head.

Dang, you’re hanging out with Brittany-Jo??

Yeah, I know, better bring my a-game or I’m not getting any tonight!

by Hot toddy mommy November 21, 2021

Brittani

She is the most loyal & sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. Loves to cuddle. All the guys like & want her. Most females love to hate on her. Jealousy. she has got a perfect face & specifically if she’s Hispanic. That’s a wild one. One you don’t want to ever lose

It’s Brittani bitch!

by Coolguytrackks November 23, 2021

Brittany

An ugly prostitute who will suck your dick for three dollars. If you ever encounter a 'Brittany', make sure you check your drink for any unknown substances. If you ever marry a Brittany, make sure you have sex with her at least once a night.

Him "Brittany really sucks me real good,"

Him #2 "Yeah, I cant believe her prices are so low,"

by ThotimusPrime000111 January 15, 2019

Brittany

A "Brittany" is someone who you meet on tinder and have a loving relationship with for two years only for her to CHEAT ON YOU WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING BROTHER AND RUN OFF WITH HIM AFTER ADMITTING TO YOU THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WAS A LIE AND SHE REALLY HATED YOU ALL ALONG AND WAS JUST USING YOU FOR YOUR MONEY YOU FUCKING BITCH I HATE YOU

BRITTANY IS A FUCKING BITCH AND I HATE HER
-ME

by Birb! June 12, 2022

Brittanying

The act of tying your sexual partner up, rim jobing them, shoving a dildo up their ass, and the proceeding to pee on them.

Dude, is he Brittanying someone?

I got Brittanyed so hard last night.

Peaches! Peaches! Dont Brittany me!

by Kaenanaoh February 9, 2020

Brittany

Brittany's are often born in the 90's and they are quite smart but are not a nerd. They are often into dancing and music and are quite good at it. They are quite often an egg, scrambled, cracked, boiled and runny but they deny it. They think they are awesome but they often have a sister named Milan who way awesomer.

Guy 1: That girls a Brittany

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: She's quite an egg and has a sister named Milan

by Awesome magical unicorn January 20, 2018

Brittany

oops i did it again

person 1- who's that?
person 2- i think she's new.
brittany- it's brittany bich

by queenlilia March 8, 2019