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mexican babysitter

A metal screen door that is attached to your front door.
Make sure you lock the Mexican babysitter. We don't want the kids to escape while we are out.
by BadmotorfingerC15 January 27, 2022
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Social Babysitter

(n) The person who "babysits" their friends or colleagues in a group context. The social babysitter moderates awkward or antisocial behavior and tries to close long spans of silence with humor, engaging comments, and enthusiasm. Social babysitting can be tiring or a source of stress.
As the social babysitter, it frustrates me to decide where to eat with my friends for dinner. None of them have any opinion on where to eat and just say "I don't know.:"
by NackSeabird April 22, 2022
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mexican babysitting

Hiding money strange places so nobody will find it mexican babysitting .
Mexican babysitting.The prostuite always “Mexican babysitting her money . “She glued the money inside her wig. Mexican babysitting. Hides money places no one will find . Mexican babysitting hides money strange places in your house . Or other strange places no one will ever find .
by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022
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Rectangled Babysitter

A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.
"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".
by swollen_member September 28, 2022
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ball bibs

Balls or testicles as they are known in some parts of the world Have been known as to Obtained vaginal secretions from a lady slophole, These Undignified Secretions are not only disgusting But can lead to diseases such as stank foot,twitchy lip and Negro Hair.... To solve this issue that has plagued man for centuries Scientists created the ball bib,Scrote Tote,or Nut Nappy as they are known To finally keep such abomination away from The the pure Just And righteous genitalia of the male And free from the Adulterous, Unholy And pretty much proven to be the devil's Roast beef sandwich or female vagina as Liberal science would want you to call It.
Excuse me Whore How much would it cost to dip my chicken in your slop hole, And don't worry about me catching any of your diseases Whore I brought my ball bibs.
by Layla Cox October 26, 2022
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Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping
Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.
by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024
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hirny biys

A term used to characterise young males from Aberdeenshire Scotland who enjoy light tomfoolery
Person one: what are those guys doing over there
Person two: dinna worry they are just a bunch of hirny biys
by chingle October 17, 2024
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