the benis man

he lives in my sonk plese help oh god it lives in my sink

"hello how are you? " "the benis man lives in my sink"

by itlivesinmysink January 3, 2022

Belvis

The most annoying possible couple. The kind that think they're cute, but actually just make everyone want to vomit. They confuse everyone's aversion to them as jealousy of them, thereby making them even more annoying.

Dude, can I crash at your place tonight? Belvis is over here annoying the hell out of everyone.

by TheBrohemian December 1, 2011

beist

when nigga's say best be since hey so ghetto they gots to save there breathe and say beist also known as besit.

Best beist fuckin my Chechoch- look up chechoch if u dont know

by Louis J. April 8, 2003

Bevier

A small town in Missouri, west of Hannibal about 60 miles. There is one cop who sits by the tracks, an over priced restaurant, & 2 gas stations.

I went to Bevier yesterday, to eat at The Pear Tree.

by hawtCarl April 3, 2011

slim bavis

A device not unlike a shoe-horn designed to guide the penis into the vagina during inter-course. Developed in the late 13th century and used primarily in Asia and Eastern Europe.

Yoshi was so inebriated he had to implement his slim bavis in order to mount his new bride.

by bones October 31, 2003

benis

if the space between your belly button and your penis is large you have a benis

Kyle Carpenter has the biggest motherfucking benis in the whole entire world.

by kerry degman May 29, 2008

slim bavis

Try it instead of "cold day in hell."
(Talk about fun!)

It'll be a fucking slim bavis before I stick my dick in a electrical outlet!

by scianna November 5, 2003