those idiot work colleagues who buy Brompton's (because they think they're cool) only to continuously make excuses as to why their Brompton has been sat under their desk for the past 6 months or more. They also continuously show you new accessories that they have ordered for their Brompton. Accessories that sit under the desk with the bike!
Hey Brompton Berk - why don't you actually get on your bike, rather than keep making excuses? You cock!!!
by mcvw November 11, 2011
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Get the lorenzo berkshire mug.Verb. To annoy the hell out of someone by constantly forcing people into arguments they don't wish to be a part of; to make your argument known in such a way that make it evident to the other person that you think you're better than everyone else.
Noun. A person who engages in such activity or behaviour. Berks often suffer from delusions of grandeur and can be surprisingly unaware of their behaviour.
This meaning of berk is closely associated to its well-known meaning having it's origins in Berkeley in the 1930s.
Noun. A person who engages in such activity or behaviour. Berks often suffer from delusions of grandeur and can be surprisingly unaware of their behaviour.
This meaning of berk is closely associated to its well-known meaning having it's origins in Berkeley in the 1930s.
by berknomore September 6, 2014
Get the Berk mug.1. An affectionate abbreviation of the name of the hertfordshire town Berkhamsted, used by the working class and middle class residents alike (see berkhamsted).
2. A word used to describe someone as racist, xenophobic, and totally anaware of any world outside of Berkhamsted. Specifically coined at the University of Sussex, in the mid-2000's. Particularly used by drama students.
2. A word used to describe someone as racist, xenophobic, and totally anaware of any world outside of Berkhamsted. Specifically coined at the University of Sussex, in the mid-2000's. Particularly used by drama students.
1. "Come on Berko! Come on Berko! COME ON BERKO!" - Commonly heard on saturday afternoons at the Lilywhite 'stadium'.
"Uh, yah! I, like, go to Berko girls' school"
2. -"Are there gunna be any darkies there?"
-"God, you're so berko"
"Uh, yah! I, like, go to Berko girls' school"
2. -"Are there gunna be any darkies there?"
-"God, you're so berko"
by Kyle Ross Richardson June 7, 2007
Get the Berko mug.A junior college in Central Pennsylvania that is a pitiful excuse for a educational institution. The school has no pedigree, even among lowly 2-year colleges, and on average one student of ten will find a job in their field, the rest will work at a retail job or go on to a real 4-year school wondering why they fucked up their lives. Most of the poor quality of the education stems from overcrowding and lack of resources, i.e. two classes sharing a computer lab at the same time, and computers with Adobe CS1 software. No joke.
Sorry guys, I don't have a summer break, I go to Berks Technical Institute.
Colleagues: Where the hell is that?
Colleagues: Where the hell is that?
by _jester November 24, 2011
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by licensetokyle March 28, 2004
Get the BERK! mug.A Berkley is a punishment and can be administered when your girl drops your phone. You issue her pain by lifting your hand (The hand you use, will be determined by where your girl is positioned at the time the dropping of the phone occurs).
If she is on your left side. Swing your left arm up towards your right shoulder so that the palm is inward facing the shoulder. Then slide your arm up so that your left hand is by your right ear.
Shake your arm and form your hand in pimp-hand formation. Look at your girl and get pissed. Then swing your left hand from your shoulder to her face in a down and up swing like swinging a bat. Before you swing and smack, remember while your hand is in a shaking pimp hand form shout out BERKLEY in the most nerdy hateful way, then swing away. DO THIS ALL AT ONCE FOR POSITIVE RESULTS
People who issue the Berkley are complete white trash, army brat, abusive assholes. You should never hit women
If she is on your left side. Swing your left arm up towards your right shoulder so that the palm is inward facing the shoulder. Then slide your arm up so that your left hand is by your right ear.
Shake your arm and form your hand in pimp-hand formation. Look at your girl and get pissed. Then swing your left hand from your shoulder to her face in a down and up swing like swinging a bat. Before you swing and smack, remember while your hand is in a shaking pimp hand form shout out BERKLEY in the most nerdy hateful way, then swing away. DO THIS ALL AT ONCE FOR POSITIVE RESULTS
People who issue the Berkley are complete white trash, army brat, abusive assholes. You should never hit women
by Berkely August 21, 2009
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