beater's curve

A very curved penis, perhaps caused by an excessive amount of masturbation.

Man, I was watching porn last night and the dude had the hugest beater's curve. He could've done that chick around a corner.

by big daddy tmac June 11, 2009

Beaver Dam McNastys

A group of females from Beaver Dam WI, that althought think they are "hot shit" are just nasty sweaty icky people. Called McNastys because they can be compared to McDonalds; Fast, Easy, Cheap, Greasy and not good for ones health. Look at it this way, you dont CRAVE Mcdonalds, you go there when you need something fast and cheap. Like wise, nothing about this group of females are good. You just go to them when you need something fast and cheap, and like McDonalds, you deeply regret it after the deeds been done.

Bob: "Damn jason i need some easy poon tonite"
Jason: "Why dont you hit up one of them Beaver Dam McNastys, theyll be naked and spred before you even ask!"
Bob: "Good idea!"

by FTFO July 8, 2011

beanermobile

a small car (honda) with a really loud muffler, shitty paint and sound system fit for a 2008 denali

"whats that.....dude i can hear that fuckin beanermobile from here"

by dude42 January 23, 2009

beaver paddle

a mullet, usually southern.

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."

by alira s. June 25, 2006

beaver burn

Irritation to the inside of the thighs just below the taint that is often the result of excessive moisture produced while hiking or running in hot weather. Curable with time and lots of baby powder. Easily identifiable in others by their awkward, bowlegged stride.

I didn't finish the marathon due to a bad case of beaver burn.

by Cornphlake June 13, 2007

Soy Beaner

A South-Asian person in relation to their position in Asia versus Mexico in North America, as well as their dark skin. The term 'Soy Beaner' because just like regular beaners eat alot of beans, soy beaners eat alot of soy beans.

Kurt: "That kid Archit in our chemistry class is from Nepal, He's such a soy beaner."

by eaterofsouls March 4, 2009

beaver barrier

A roll of fat on a woman that hangs low and protects the beaver from outside forces.

Hey, check out that girl; she's got a beaver barrier.

by The Doctor March 28, 2003