"Tortuga was the name of our snitch. Bean speak for tortoise". - Hank Schrader DEA Agent on the AMC program Breaking Bad
by American Patriot in Blue June 2, 2011

A super religious person.
Someone who will not stop talking about, or who only talks about, religion. The type of person you dread being around because of their single-gear, close-minded conversation skills.
Imagine someone who only talked about beans; lima beans, green beans, black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, mung beans, soybeans, etc. Sounds awful, doesn't it?
Someone who will not stop talking about, or who only talks about, religion. The type of person you dread being around because of their single-gear, close-minded conversation skills.
Imagine someone who only talked about beans; lima beans, green beans, black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, mung beans, soybeans, etc. Sounds awful, doesn't it?
by hoz1 November 12, 2021

A portmanteau of "alright" and "cool beans". "Cool beans" was a popular slang term in the 1970s used to express something pleasant occuring. The phrase "alrighty beans" means "ok" or "alright".
by Treelore Jones February 3, 2022

by Tinydino May 12, 2016

We all have this friend that is a Phillipine Bean. You know because sometimes they look Phillipino and sometimes they look Mexican. It's mind altering once you notice the difference. You'll also no longer question why they have two last names. If these two countries joined forces the world might be in trouble.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
