Barnyard

When you don't want your girl to know you and another girl are fuckin on the low so you talk about the movie for codeword.

"Yea Barnyard was GREAT"

by Abza15 May 17, 2017

barnyard

The act of forcing assorted random livestock, especially sheep, to stand motionlessly at the fence with their hooves held high

I'm gonna barnyard them before I head off to church.

by father guido June 7, 2017

barnyard pussy

When country girls want to give it up, country pussy; fucking on the farm

I tried to offer him some barnyard pussy before he went back to the city!

by RLH1_1 December 18, 2017

Bernardas

A Lithuanian name

My name is Bernardas

by BBurb.a January 24, 2018

Bernardiing

Bernadiing is the phenomenon of catostrophising progressive issues so that discussion always leads to taboo sexual topics involving farm animals.
An Australian term that was coined in honour of conservative senator Cory Bernardi.

You must stop Bernardiing for the sake of your pet dog!

by Paperjar February 10, 2018

Bernardi Party

Linked to the verb Bernardiing. The Bernardi Party is the collective noun for those who have fantasies about intercourse with particular mammals other than humans.

The Bernardi Party visited me on my farm in Ithaca.

I was elated when the Bernardi Party sponsored my dog washing business.

by Paperjar February 10, 2018

bernardette

French girl,

probably gay

juan: hey did you see that girl
sebas: yes, but she's bernardette
juan: nevermind

by Ajo-Elote February 13, 2018