pencil boarding

instead of learning, you use a pencil as a skateboard. you can make all sorts of obstacles with your text books and other school supplies. in my school it is a crime punishable by detention to do it in classrooms. so the pencil boarders do it in detention.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=apc32MGlpxI is where you can see mechanical pencil boarding at its finest.
by elysiatheamazing May 25, 2008
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Shartshittery Board

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
by EeliahSun13 September 29, 2021
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Biting The Board

Also referred to as a nasty spill, fall or a trip. Past Tense: Bit The Board
I bit the board falling off a swing one time impressing this girl.
by Nightcrawler March 27, 2003
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board speak

The language of message board bordies and texters.
Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!
by KGsizzle June 10, 2007
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smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them
the smart board in the class room is not very smart
by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021
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dizzy board

Dizzy board. Also known as a distribution board. Not to be confused with dizzy broad (a dumb bitch).

A dizzy board can also be known as a consumer unit (not to be confused with me drinking all of your beer)

A Dizzy board can also be called a fuse box (not to be confused)

Dizzy boards are enclosed within square or oblong, rectangular boxes with a hinged front door or flap. They now should be made of metal, but these boxes have also been made out of plastic, and very crude early versions have been made from a wooden frame. These dizzy boards hold RCD's (residual current devices or a bank of fuses) that can be turned off to isolate electrical circuits within your home, business, or infrastructure. These fuses or RCD's should "blow" or "trip"(not to be confused with blowjobs or taking drugs) if overloaded or some other fault is present within your electrical system.

MCB's (not to be confused with an abbreviated form of fast food outlet) are circuit breakers along with RCBO's (not to be confused with anti-social behaviour or bad body odour), also are typically found on modern up-to-date compliant dizzy boards.

The British Standard 7671 3rd amendment (2015) covers the overhaul, fitting, inspection, testing and safe work procedures that involve the use of dizzy boards
Stop playing around with dizzy broads ( these women are no good for you and could give you quite a shock)

Go and learn to be an electrician or become competent with someone who can train you to work in electrical and high voltage environments before you play around with dizzy boards.

ALWAYS FOLLOW THE ELECTRICAL INSTALLATION REGULATIONS RELEVANT TO YOUR AREA OR COUNTRY BEFORE YOU TINKER AROUND WITH MAINS ELECTRICAL VOLTAGE. . .better yet, call me (OUSZEN) and i will come out and fix or fit/ repair/ replace or overhaul and check your DIZZY BOARD.
by OZZ ouszey January 04, 2018
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Gin Boarding

Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.

Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.
Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."
by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 28, 2011
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