count your blessing

be grateful of a positive outcome then negative (vice versa) or last second decision that would’ve turn sour of the matter at that time or place.

“Count your blessing” as today is not your time.

by VicBeRolling May 29, 2023

Bless your heart

The southern way to say just about anything.

It can mean what an idiot, poor guy, awe that's so cute, etc.

Guy slips on banana peel

Old southern woman :Bless your heart.

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022

bless me a burn

Can I have a cigarette.
Give me a fag.

“Hey Callia bless me a burn”

by Goergeezraxx November 11, 2019

bless ur heart

A phrase used mostly on the south simply to politely inform someone of just how stupid they are.

You have no idea where you are right now and you need directions to the nearest Walmart... well, Bless ur heart. It's right across the street!

by Bro kinda job January 21, 2023

Blessing His Phone

To Send Nudes to a man, Consent or not, You just Blessed His phone.

Tyrone- Hey Steve what happened??
Steve- Oh yeah sorry, My girl just Blessed My Phone bro
*steves gf tiffany just sent him a boob pic, therefore Blessing His Phone*

by dirty_hotwheels August 25, 2021

smell your blessings

Smell your blessings: When you say bless you out of kindness because somebody just sneezed or farted

"ah ah ahh" ( farts instead of sneezing) prooottt... bless you!!! ? Smell your blessings...

by mali it titi mo September 6, 2017

bless me up

Gas me up

Go like my picture and bless me up

by mysticalwdw November 7, 2022