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Bj and enchiladas day

Nov. 5th marks an important day every year...where a man can enjoy his enchiladas while being on the receiving end of a blow job that is expected to be at the same level of sloppiness as said enchilada. This holiday is not to be taken lightly a forgotten BJ and enchilada day could result in a reaction equivalent to that of a man forgetting your birthday, anniversary, or even Valentines day! Get your enchilada sauce and hair ties ready ladies!!!
I can't believe she forgot today was BJ and enchiladas day...i mean does she really even care about me at all??? How could she do this again???
by Lsteele November 4, 2020
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BJ BJ

Self proclaimed asshole but is actually not. His goods is good good. Hidden talent puts vibrators to shame. Walls are hit on the daily. You’ll be fed with his amazing cooking skills. His specialty is 6+ inch Subway. He is selfless and is always willing to help. He is intense almost to a fault. Yacht rock music playlist can be expected to be playing in the background.
by dfdddfdDalupan June 29, 2022
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L. BJ

Da infamous "possibly involved in da assassination of J.F.K." (another commander-in-chief who was also identified with three initials!) prez with a larger-than-average hoo-haw, and so lots of chicks might have wanted to give him fellatio.
I hear dat Bill Clinton wasn't particularly well-endowed between his legs, so perhaps he envied L. BJ, both for how "hung like a horse" he was, and da number of ladies whom he got to spread their legs for him.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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BJ

by Don'tMindMyStupidity December 14, 2019
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Reacharound BJ

In the casino game Blackjack, this term is used when you get a 21 off an Ace being your second card. This is inspired by the sexual maneuver of the same name.
Jane Doe: Nice, you got a little reacharound BJ! That should end the cold streak.
John Doe: Now I just have to make the other 10,000 back...
by DaRealOne64 September 7, 2023
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bj situps

The act of pleasuring your man (like he has earned) while toning your tummy for vacation
I just can't seem to find time to get my tummy flat and keep you satisfied hunky.. Gonna have to do some more bj situps if you don't mind?
by Scrappy012482 July 14, 2016
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BJ

BJ, or short for Blackjack (not to be confused with Blowjob), is a popular card game played in casinos, where players compete against the dealer rather than each other. The objective is to have a hand value as close to 21 as possible without exceeding it. Each player is dealt two cards, and the dealer gets two, with one face-down. The numbered cards (2-10) are worth their face value, face cards (J,Q,K) are worth 10 points, and A can be 1 or 11 depending on what benefits the player more. Players can choose to Hit (draw a card) or Stand (keep their current hand), but if a player’s hand exceeds 21, they "bust" and lose immediately. If your hand is closer to 21 than the dealer’s, you win. If the dealer busts, all remaining players win. If you get 21 on the first two cards (an A + any card with 10 points), that’s a Blackjack (BJ) and you win immediately.
The dealer lost all the money in the game of BJ because I got a BJ in the last round, so he is giving me a BJ to compensate.
by Kaedehara Kazuha's wet socks February 11, 2025
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