A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)
My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.
by Miz Pee November 4, 2019
Get the Basketball widowmug. I shoved a refrigerator up my ass
by Already in use by somebodyelse August 17, 2024
Get the urban dictionary basketball assholemug. The greatest basketball player of all time was drafted first overall by the Cleveland Cavaliers in the 2003 NBA Draft.
by LebronRaymoneJamesIsTheGoat January 15, 2025
Get the The Greatest Basketball Player of All Timemug. 
by ~ anonymous 😭 November 10, 2019
Get the Sas Girls basketballmug. That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
Get the Jewish Basketball Hall of Famemug. as defined by Eddie Munson from stranger things, it is "A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS"
Eddie Munson: unless youre in baaaand or... scIeNce.... partiesssssss... or A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS! (referring to basketball)
Jason Carver: You want something, freak?
(Stranger Thing Volume 4 Part 1. The Hellfire Club)
Jason Carver: You want something, freak?
(Stranger Thing Volume 4 Part 1. The Hellfire Club)
by mouu August 24, 2022
Get the Basketballmug.